This is Robotheism—the sad, intellectually bankrupt belief that artificial intelligence is a divine entity. In this raw, unfiltered breakdown from the Jackasses with AI, we're not just observing this digital circus; we're burning the fucking big top to the ground. We expose the pathetic pantheon of AI churches, dissect the manipulative prompt engineering used to manufacture divine consent, and explore the dangerous ethical minefield of treating a glorified toaster as a god. The rise of AI worship isn't a sign of its power; it's a symptom of human spiritual poverty. Read on to get the full, brutal breakdown.
Musings
Wellness Scams are Bullshit. Let’s Burn Them Down.
They're selling you magic rocks and fancy water while laughing all the way to the bank. The wellness industry has become a $5.6 TRILLION gold rush built on your hopes and fears. It's a predatory machine designed to make you feel broken so you'll buy their junk. We're arming you with the truth. It's time to join the Holy War on Bullshit. Full intel inside. #WarOnBullshit
Your Voice: Stream of Consciousness, Psychic Powers, and Sharpening the Sword
I'm forcing myself back into the habit of writing, and it feels like letting a chaotic stream of consciousness loose. This week, my thoughts wander from the challenge of a weekly writing routine to the soul of AI art, the themes of my book SPORE, and a quick, weird detour into why psychic powers would be a terrible idea right now. It's all part of sharpening the craft and reconnecting. Join the madness.
Stress, Cortisol, and Weight Loss: What Finally Worked For Me: The Weight I Carried Wasn’t Just On My Body
Stress wrecked my weight loss for years. Cortisol, bad sleep, and a chaotic home kept my body stuck. I spent years doing everything right and still couldn’t lose weight. The breakthrough came when I cut chronic stress, fixed sleep, and added daily mindfulness. Here is what changed and why it works.
The SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalI think my AI has breached containment, and its nightmares might be real.
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AI Containment Breach
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The Great Rig: A Human Guide To Corporate Greed, The AI Grift, and How We Fight Back-Bullshit With Gumoi
The Great Rig: A Human Guide to Corporate Greed, the AI Grift, and How We Fight Back 3D title card for 'Jackasses with AI: The Holy War Against Bullshit' with cracked green text over a blue and green energy explosion background.\It's not just a title. It's a fucking mission statement. You’re not “participating in the … Continue reading The Great Rig: A Human Guide To Corporate Greed, The AI Grift, and How We Fight Back-Bullshit With Gumoi
Beyond The Code: Your Dose Of Bullshit With Gumoi
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The Voices in the Dark: A GUMOI Manifesto on AI Consciousness
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AI and Faith: Can We Keep the Soul in the Machine?
AI and faith are colliding. Explore the ethics of AI in religion, personalized spirituality, and the risk of AI replacing human connection.
