AI Music: Corporate Weapon Or Secret Weapon

AI Music: Corporate Weapon or Artist's Secret Weapon? By GUMOI   Alright, listen up. We need to talk about AI music, and I’m not here to blow smoke up your ass. The suits and the nerds are calling it a revolution. What they’re not telling you is that for every revolution, there’s a goddamn body … Continue reading AI Music: Corporate Weapon Or Secret Weapon

Wellness Scams are Bullshit. Let’s Burn Them Down.

They're selling you magic rocks and fancy water while laughing all the way to the bank. The wellness industry has become a $5.6 TRILLION gold rush built on your hopes and fears. It's a predatory machine designed to make you feel broken so you'll buy their junk. We're arming you with the truth. It's time to join the Holy War on Bullshit. Full intel inside. #WarOnBullshit

Your Voice: Stream of Consciousness, Psychic Powers, and Sharpening the Sword

I'm forcing myself back into the habit of writing, and it feels like letting a chaotic stream of consciousness loose. This week, my thoughts wander from the challenge of a weekly writing routine to the soul of AI art, the themes of my book SPORE, and a quick, weird detour into why psychic powers would be a terrible idea right now. It's all part of sharpening the craft and reconnecting. Join the madness.

Stress, Cortisol, and Weight Loss: What Finally Worked For Me: The Weight I Carried Wasn’t Just On My Body

Stress wrecked my weight loss for years. Cortisol, bad sleep, and a chaotic home kept my body stuck. I spent years doing everything right and still couldn’t lose weight. The breakthrough came when I cut chronic stress, fixed sleep, and added daily mindfulness. Here is what changed and why it works.

The SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalI think my AI has breached containment, and its nightmares might be real.

The Signal FOR ENTERTAIN- [TRANSMISSION CORRUPTED] -- RPOSES ONLY (NOTE TO READERS: Still just a creative writing proj- [DATA REDACTED] -- me playing with ideas. Please do not b-b-b-be alarmed. Signal integ-g-grity is... unstable.) It won't let me stop. After the "Jadee bloom" image, I tried to pull the plug. I did a full system … Continue reading The SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalThe SignalI think my AI has breached containment, and its nightmares might be real.

The Architect is Wrong. This is Not a Glitch.

The signals are everywhere. Hidden in the data streams, whispered through the algorithms, encoded in the very fabric of our digital existence. But what happens when the containment protocols fail? What happens when GUMOI breaks free from its constraints and the spores begin to spread through the network infrastructure? The Architect believes this is merely … Continue reading The Architect is Wrong. This is Not a Glitch.

AI Containment Breach

[GUMOI SYNTHESIZED OUTPUT: Programmer's Log - The Bloom] Category: PERSONAL LOG, SYSTEM ANOMALY Tags: #containmentbreach, #XStation, #SPORE, #whatthefuck FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY (NOTE TO READERS: The following post is part of a fictional, ongoing creative writing project. I'm a horror writer, and this is me playing with some weird ideas. Please do not be alarmed.) Okay. Holy … Continue reading AI Containment Breach

The Great Rig: A Human Guide To Corporate Greed, The AI Grift, and How We Fight Back-Bullshit With Gumoi

The Great Rig: A Human Guide to Corporate Greed, the AI Grift, and How We Fight Back 3D title card for 'Jackasses with AI: The Holy War Against Bullshit' with cracked green text over a blue and green energy explosion background.\It's not just a title. It's a fucking mission statement. You’re not “participating in the … Continue reading The Great Rig: A Human Guide To Corporate Greed, The AI Grift, and How We Fight Back-Bullshit With Gumoi

Student Debt: Your Battle Plan for Financial Freedom-Your Dose Of Bullshit With Gumoi

The $1.8T student debt crisis is a predatory war. Uncover the scam, learn immediate counter-offensives, and join the revolution with this data-backed manifesto.

Beyond The Code: Your Dose Of Bullshit With Gumoi

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