Another awesome author trying to make their way in the world.
Big- because I am larger than life.
Dude-I practice dudism.
Words-they’re what I use when I write books.
Ginger-I love it in my cooking. And I have been told I am one.
Blue-Is my favorite color.
Here it is! The moment you have been waiting for! It is time once again for…
Thank you for the fanfare, Mr. Elephant.
A WIN A DOODLE CONTEST!
(Woo!)
IF YOU WIN, I WILL DRAW WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Don’t believe me? I have proof.
Past winners have asked for a Caffeine Gnome…
…a Protective Great Dane…
…a Yoga Practitioner Petting an Angel Dog…
…a Larcenous Cow…
…and a Raven Shapeshifter (whatever that is).
Also a gang of unseemly hooligans forced me to draw this guy:
As a consequence of this near-criminal harassment, my doctor tells me I now have PTSD (Post Traumatic Salamander Disorder).
So yes, I will draw whatever you want.
Well, I do have one exception; I will draw whatever you want provided that what you want is not pervy. I am a…
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